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Namachanja khapoya sends letter to the youths

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

YUTMAN Makajana gotekeni! Rastafelas gotekeni manze! Eastlando Rada! Boom! Boom! Boom! Jogoo road yote nawahata deadly! Wazito wa Ulolo Aire sana! Ukongo gotekeni! Shauri!Mbote! Ofaro! Jeri! Salem! Buru! Savo! Doni! Pipu! Emba! Farova! Koma! Namba nane! 111 massive! Ungem! Ungwaro! Kinoo! Gethu! Kamagera wote Gotekeni. Gotekeni mraia! Gotekeni Sana! Maempress nimewamiss! Saseni wasupa! Mko how? Nawafeeel vinoma! Aki chukueni hugs and kisses zangu. Nawalombotov vinaaa! Makajana nimekuwa kushikika for long. Leo nimecheki niwachoree hii letter manze. Juu mi ni nyinyi na nyinyi ni Mimi. UDA ama ODM ni vako makajana. Choreeni. Haidai. Makajana lazima tunego. Kabila yetu ni jamo. Ni yutiyuti. Makajana tuko kinenge, mabazu wako kwa maofe sikuhizi hawashiki nangos. Mafala hao! Hii gava inafaa ijue sisi ndio kusema. Na tulipea Hustler seat ndio asawazishie makajana. Kuna issues nafollow up na Hustler 001. Najua atatumake. Walai. Atatumake. Kitu ya FAO, tunadai mboka. Makajana tuomoke. Najua inafaa tujitume, na makajana hujituma deadly. Gova inafaa itueke fiti. Ile tax holiday Agwas ilikuwa apeane, Samoei atapeana. Tunadai WiFi pia. Mboka sikuhizi iko mtandao. Inafaa WiFi NAIROBI ikuwe Sare. Makajana wahustle online. Na itakuwa! Si ati nini. Itakuwa. Gova ni yetu. Ganji ni zetu, akuna kitu hawa wadhii watatushow. Makajana wengi wako neti juu ya chuodho! Kuburn tutaburn! Iyo tusichochane! Majenge waache ufala. Samoei tulikupee hii seat ukalie rada makajana, kwa nini majenge wanatutuma? Kwa nini tufungwe jela juu ya moshi? Si mpeleke mayut wanaburn rehab. Mnawapeleka Inda wamesanya nani? Wacheni umbwakni! Makajana, Edwin Sifuna ametry sana kama Senator wa Kanairo. Lakini bei yake bado ndogo. Hamsikii tunamtuma. Tunatuma moshadha! gichagi! Eeeni! Uyo mboys ni wa moshadha lakini si ati ni noma. Anadeserve chance, na amepewa, ya pili ndio sio yake. Ni yetu. Yetu manze. Mboys. Makajanaa, Unye alinihanda deadly. Uyo Bazu alikuwa na noma na mimi. Arbitrary arrests kama zote. Kwanza BURUBURU police! Mangati sana. So, makajana, Sifuna ako slow. Kitu ya kwanza, chuodho ikuwe legal ama ikuwe decriminalised. Makajana wamebambwa juu ya ndom wawasare. Msikuwe na noma. Mkinipee chance, nitabanja na Samoei. Na ikuwe ikuwe. Alafu tubonge na sauti moja. Mimi nikiwa hapa, niko humble, na nasurvive na grace ya Jah. Jah ashasema ishakuwa. Makajana tuomoke wote manze. Manze hang in there. Solution ishafika. Mkiniweka, nitawatingua mkibambwa. Wote manze. Hawa viongos mafala tuwatume ocha. Babu Owino ako Chungwa lakini ni boy ameweza. Big up Babu! Governor wa Kanairo ni mjamo. Tunadai kupea Sakaja round two lakini akae rada. Aweke makajana fiti. Nairobi hatutatolerate mafala kama Jalas. Hata wakue na kitita aje, tuwamange na wadhie na kou! Hapo aje makajana! Ngori! Boom Shaka! Shaka Laka! Regards,

Namachanja Khapoya Youths For Ruto Kenya Chairman.

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Namachanja Khapoya deconstructs Mr Odinga’s SABASABA maandamano

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

My heart is heavy with sorrow. Our nation is fractured, and we find ourselves asking, “What has befallen Mr. Odinga? Should we place blame on Dr. Samoei?”

Why do some people rejoice in protests? What do they hope to gain? Will there be looting? Are these demonstrations benefiting our nation?

Kenya is in pain, and it will only hurt more. Our economy continues to suffer, and our people bear the weight of their burdens.

What does Mr. Odinga hope to achieve through these protests? Instability will only increase, and he lacks the skills and agility to attain power. He should not make the people of Kenya pay for his failures.

Dr. Samoei, a man with an iron fist once seen as a dictator, has liberated the people. Finally, we can breathe freely. Mr. Kenyatta priced our breath too high. Mr. Odinga is complicit in the assassinations perpetrated by Kenyatta’s regime. We must not forget the Yala River, where innocent Kenyans were choked to death by state officers who were supposed to protect them. It’s a shameful reality, and those rogue officers must be held accountable.

Dr. Samoei will ensure that the Kenya Police Service is cleansed and serves the people with utmost dignity.

Therefore, considering Mr. Odinga’s track record of failures, he should not claim to redeem our nation. He should remember that his time in the spotlight is fading.

The sins Mr. Odinga is committing will ultimately be paid for by the people.

Let us not lament that Dr. Samoei did not do his best under these circumstances.

In the current situation, our President is performing admirably. I must say he is dedicated to serving the people.

It’s time to wake up, my fellow citizens. Let’s support the government led by Dr. Samoei, ensuring that it fulfills its duties to our nation without bias.

Shame on you, Mr. Odinga.

May God bless you. May God bless Kenya.

Regards, Namachanja Khapoya Chairman of Youths For Ruto

Nyamachanja Khapoya with speaker wetangula
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Nairobi’s Future in Safe Hands: Namachanja Khapoya Vows to Fight for the People

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

Greetings,

It has been a while, and I hope you are doing well. The task ahead of me is not an easy one, and it requires thorough preparation. First and foremost, I would like to express my gratitude to God for sustaining me thus far. Last year, I ran for the Nairobi Senatorial position as an Independent candidate, with only a month remaining until the general nominations. My decision to run was driven by the need to ensure my survival. At that time, my life was in danger due to my involvement with Burundi Asylum seekers in Kenya, who were being hunted by President Evariste Ndayishimiye of Burundi. The situation was complicated, and remaining silent was not an option. As the Chairman of Youths For Ruto Kenya, I coordinated this operation, which involved numerous related challenges. I would like to express my appreciation to the Deputy President, who was then the President, for providing me with support and cover during that time.

My survival has been a strategic endeavor. In less than 30 days, I managed to gather the names and ID copies of two thousand supporters. It was a chaotic process, but unfortunately, my sponsor abandoned me at the last minute, making it impossible for me to get on the ballot. Nevertheless, the level of intelligence sophistication displayed by the National Intelligence Service was remarkable. The NIS can attest that among the Senatorial candidates gazetted for Nairobi County, I was one of the most astute. I apologize if it seems like I am boasting; that is not my intention.

Since June 2021, I have kept a low profile and remained indoors. Although things have been secure, they have not been normal. In fact, international media visited my workplace seeking an interview. However, my boss fled, leaving me dumbfounded. I was unable to think clearly and ended up giving the reporters my personal contact information to reach me outside of work. My thoughts were scattered, and I had to lock myself in my office to regain focus. In my own words, I can confidently say that I am ready to serve. The people of Nairobi should trust me to be their representative in the government. What do I stand to gain by wanting it all? Our progress is hindered by mediocrity, which can be eliminated. Corruption can be uprooted or significantly reduced. We yearn for a clean system, and we must infuse it with integrity. I am the vaccine, the solution for Nairobi. Together, let us shape Nairobi, and the rest of Kenya will follow. It is time for upright individuals to step forward and be counted. Sifuna has had his fair share; his time is up. Mr. Sifuna could consider running as the Senator for Bungoma, but I assure you that Senator Wakoli is a formidable opponent. My allegiance lies with the people of Kenya, not Mr. Odinga or anyone else. The interests of the people are my top priority. I firmly believe that we can ensure proper service delivery in the government and all related offices. I have strong faith that our law enforcement officers can conduct themselves with decency and refrain from engaging in corrupt practices at any given time. A government for the people, by the people, is a government that serves the people’s agenda. As the Senator, I will ensure that this becomes a reality. This is just the beginning of a beautiful story. Let us embark on this journey together, taking our time to plan and execute the best strategies. May God guide our way.

Thank you.

Regards, Namachanja Khapoya Nairobi Senator Designate

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Roy Hodgson returns to Crystal Palace in fire-fighting role to secure Premier League survival

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

Roy Hodgson is returning to Crystal Palace, the club he left in July 2021, to take on a similar short-term role as he did at Watford. His task is to ensure that Palace will still be playing Premier League football next season. This move represents a risk for the club, as Hodgson failed to stop Watford from returning to the Championship in his last role.

However, Palace Chairman Steve Parish is hoping that Hodgson’s vast experience and knowledge of many of the players still at the club from his first spell will prove crucial in improving their performances and results. This will require Hodgson to move away from his familiar tactical comfort zone and make the Palace attack more potent on the pitch. He must revive Wilfried Zaha’s goal-scoring form and also use his experience to bring out the best in Eberechi Eze.

Hodgson’s style has always been conservative, based on reliability at the back, but the team’s lack of goals undermined them under former manager Patrick Vieira. While Palace fans may have hoped for a more progressive and stylish approach, Hodgson is still respected by fans for the work he did during his previous time at the club.

With Palace currently in relegation peril, Hodgson’s appointment represents a gamble for the club, but one that he is willing to take. His trusted lieutenant Ray Lewington will be at his side, and the pair will be using their familiar drills to make organization a key characteristic of the team’s play. Hodgson’s challenge will be to adapt quickly to the team’s needs and deliver the points required to stay in the Premier League.

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Manchester United set to be sold for world-record fee of over £5 billion as six bids expected before deadline

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

Manchester United is set to be sold for a world-record fee of over £5 billion, as the Glazer family expects to receive six bids ahead of tonight’s 9 pm deadline. The club is open to considering bids for a full sale or partial investment. Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s offer and a Qatari bid are the leading contenders in the race to buy the club. Ratcliffe, the British billionaire owner of INEOS and a self-proclaimed lifelong United fan, could join forces with other interested parties in a strengthened offer.

The Qatari bid from Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad al-Thani, which was revealed by Sportsmail, is still the favorite. All options, including a sale, investment, and total rejection of all offers, remain on the table, and the Glazers will only sell if their valuation of the club is met.

The valuation has not been disclosed, but it is believed that a figure of around £6 billion would be sufficient. Those who submit offers will hear back in about a week’s time, and another round of bidding could be organized. If the club is sold, the aim is to have new owners in place before the summer transfer window opens.

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*KHAPOYA* *MAANDAMANO* *REVIEW*
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*KHAPOYA* *MAANDAMANO* *REVIEW*

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

*KHAPOYA* *MAANDAMANO* *REVIEW*

Greetings Hon. Ladies and gentlemen.

60 years since Independence yet Kenya has the LEAST to SMILE about.

Every Kenyan has a Constitutional Right to demonstrate and picket. Congratulations to Raila Odinga and his supporters for staging such a hostile demonstration.

I concur with Hon. Odinga that;

  1. The cost of living should go down.
  2. That we need more transparency in how we manage our elections.
  3. That Education should be absolutely FREE
  4. That Health care should be FREE.
  5. That Opportunities for Vulnerable children women should be advanced.
  6. That INUA JAMII should be revamped.
  7. Corruption should be lowered and those found guilty of it should be calpable.
  8. That Government Appointments should have a National outlook.
  9. Infrastructural development should be equal across board.
  10. That all leaders appointed should meet the standards set by chapter 6 of the constitution.
  11. We should increase food produce

The list goes on and on.

Therefore, it is Mr Odinga’s right to oppose.

However, allow me to register my disappointment.

Mr Odinga’s supporters had opportunity to vote and make him the FIFTH President of the Republic of Kenya.

Mr Odinga had everything at his disposal to win the Presidency. Sadly, he failed. Mr Odinga failed to be President because of his complacency and believe in anarchy.

Mr Odinga danced himself lame before the real dance. He put his trust in President Kenyatta who to begin from had already failed.

President Kenyatta lost 2B shs everyday he worked as President. Mr Kenyatta confessed to the loss and alluded that there is nothing he could do. That alone, was the greatest show of incompetence. He should to have been IMPEACHED.

Mr Odinga was coming as a SAINT to SANCTIFY and CLEANSE Mr Kenyatta’s SINS. He was going to rubber-stamp Dynasty hood and later hand over the Presidency to Mr. Gideon Moi who is also uninformed, clueless and dunderhead waiting for the silver spoon.

Therefore, KENYANS spoke loudly so. The voice of Kenyans marked an END to Dynastical Rule. That had taken over half a century.

Kenya today should be at pur with Singapore who in 1960s we were loaning. Our failures as KENYANS are attributed to the KENYATTA’S. MZEE JOMO KENYATTA was the BIGGEST mistake that ever happened to Kenya. His GREED has made KENYANS lag behind.

JOMO KENYATTA stole from Kenya. That’s where they derived their RICHES claiming to be among the RICHEST families in the WORLD. With the strongest words possible  Kenyans are displeased and want PRESIDENT RUTO to reconsider taking back Kenya’s LAND.

RAILA ODINGA should blame himself for wanting to be used a PUPPET to the MIGHTY.

The MAANDAMANO are there to serve his interest.

Mr Odinga should be aware, that he is taking KENYA back to a developing Nation when we had achieved middle class status.

Mr Odinga’s greed should not be entertained. As much as we respect his and his supporters right to picket and demonstrate, he should respect Kenya’s PROPERTY.

Mr Odinga should picket as much as he want. But should STOP vandalizing properties and looting.

William Samoei Ruto is here to STAY. Whether Mr. Odinga appreciates or recognises it or not, he is Samoei is My President. He is Kenya’s President. Therefore, Mr Odinga should spare Kenyans anarchy derived from MAANDAMANO shenanigan.

As Kenyans we are embarrassed at his STATURE of STATESMANSHIP to engage in BIZZARE behaviour.

Let’s give H.E Samoei time to deliver the Kenyan Promise to the CITIZENS of this Nation. Samoei is going to deliver Kenyans from shackles of doom.

In that ACCORD, Mr Odinga and his loyals Sifuna and Babu should picket in peace, as much as they want.

As GOVERNMENT, we are going to proceed laying down plans to prosper our people.

If MAANDAMANO is the style Mr Odinga is going to use to campaign for 2027 elections we are going to beat him tenth more time pants down.

Mr Odinga respect Kenya’s Presidency. We are watching you closely!

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Ten Hag Confirms Maguire and Antony’s Return for United’s Crucial Europa League Tie Against Barcelona

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

On Wednesday, Erik ten Hag held a press conference ahead of the Europa League play-off second leg between Manchester United and FC Barcelona. The tie is evenly poised following last week’s 2-2 draw at Camp Nou, and with no away goals, it’s anyone’s game.

Ten Hag shared some early team news by confirming that Antony and Harry Maguire will be available for selection. However, Anthony Martial is still recovering and won’t be able to play in this game.

Raphael Varane also joined the press conference and talked about the mood in the United dressing room. He noted that confidence is playing a significant role this season compared to his first at the club.

Interestingly, Robin van Persie was also present at the press conference, although his reason for attending is unknown.

In summary, the main talking points from the press conference were that Maguire and Antony will be back for the game against Barcelona, Martial is still out, and Varane highlighted the team’s improved confidence this season.

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Unemployment Crisis: Kenyan Youth Demand Immediate Action and Economic Opportunities

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya
Fellow Kenyans,
How are you? How are you holding up? I’m fine. I wish I could say I’m great. But I am.
I’m great because God Almighty has given me little, little that I am happy and content with.
Being content with the little is what has given me authority and power to pen this letter for you.
Sometimes it’s good to talk amongst selves. I’m normally very aggressive. In a good way lakini. I’m also very humble. People may have a different opinion.
Kenya as at now, how is it taking you? Happy? Proud? I’m neither happy nor proud of Kenya today.
Kenya could move far and fast if only our leaders could uphold integrity and dignity. How expensive is that?
We need a National dialogue with Kenyans of all class. Everyone has issues.
We want jobs. We actually should demand for this jobs. Young people are doing very poorly. How then does GOVERNMENT expect us to get married and settle down.
It’s expensive. On behalf of young people. The government should be aware that we cannot afford three square meals a day, leave alone for our wives and children.
As Kenyans we need PRESIDENT RUTO to maim and murder CORRUPTION. At all costs. Corruption cannot deprive Kenyans development. It’s long over due. President Kenyatta promised to prosecute the CORRUPT but nothing happened. They are still walking free.
The Auditor General agrees corruption could be here to stay. But she is requesting this THUGS to STEAL but invest in this NATION.
Kenyans, President Ruto should investigate the truth in PANDORA PAPERS.
How can a President loot and invest the money in the AMERICAS? It’s insane. Why can’t African Presidents learn to be content.
My challenge to President Ruto. Do not be like your predecessor. It must have been very difficult you being deputy for the last ten years. But we want you to raise the bar beyond mediocrity.
Set the school curricula. Let’s know how we are going to implement CBC. Let government speak in Unison.
Kenyans, all Kenyan money is ours. It is us to tell President Samoei what we want and how we want it.
As at now, Kenyans need FREE EDUCATION. It’s time Education is free in Kenya. All Education should be free. As a people we should bring forth this discussion.
Health Care should be absolutely free as well. Kenya is rich.
President Samoei as our Father, he should be able to take all his children to school and hospital. And pay for all charges. That’s when we may be able to develop as a people.
Otherwise, this issue of one MILLIONAIRE and ten Million beggars should end.
Kenyans let’s demand our worth. We can’t leave everything to Raila. He’s played his part. It’s now his time to rest and see the change he has fought for.
As Kenyans, let’s be steadfast. God is with the people. He is with us.  Do not give up.
I will keep reminding you that it’s war. And we got to fight. For our rights.
We want a better Kenya. Free from disease. A literate Kenya. Free from hunger and poverty.
We are going to achieve it together.
Kenya must be first world.
It’s your son
Khapoya.

Kenya’s Future President

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Pep Guardiola APOLOGISES for “stupid” comments on Steven Gerrard slip

by Namachanja Khapoya
written by Namachanja Khapoya

Pep Guardiola apologized to Steven Gerrard for “unnecessary statements” that left him “ashamed”.

Last Thursday, the Manchester City boss criticized Liverpool icon Gerrard’s blunder during a loss to Chelsea at Anfield that helped City win the Premier League in 2014.

Guardiola aggressively defended the team after an unusual amount of Premier League accusations for financial infractions. The 52-year-old began Tuesday’s press conference by apologizing to Gerrard for an offense.
“I don’t know if we’re responsible for Steven Gerrard sliding,” Guardiola said. That Anfield situation? It’s our fault? I didn’t want it out of respect for Steven Gerrard.

He apologized to Gerrard in his news conference before Manchester City’s Premier League match against Arsenal on Wednesday.

The City manager apologized to Steven Gerrard for his previous remarks. He doesn’t deserve it, so I’m ashamed.

Last Monday, City received Premier League legal papers stating charges for alleged financial rule violations that might result in a points deduction or expulsion from the top level.

The defending champions face charges for income, manager and player remuneration, UEFA regulations, profitability, sustainability, and Premier League investigations.

The league stated that an independent panel will investigate suspected infractions from September 2009 until the 2017-18 season.

The team allegedly violated league rules by failing to provide “correct financial information that conveys a genuine and fair perspective of the club’s financial status” in good faith.

After the deal was announced, fans called for Manchester City to lose their titles on social media. Guardiola disagreed and defended his team using Gerrard’s slip.

In late April 2014, Gerrard’s error allowed Chelsea’s Demba Ba to score at Anfield, with Liverpool a few games from winning the Premier League.

Pep Guardiola APOLOGISES for “stupid” comments on Steven Gerrard slip

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