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Kimani Ichung’wah Faces the Knife: Betrayal, False Prophecies & a Nation for Sale?
Kimani Ichung’wah’s political luck seems to be running out faster than water in the semi-arid lands of Isiolo. The once-powerful Majority Leader, who convinced President Ruto that Gachagua was no threat, is now watching as the very mountain he took for granted crumbles beneath his feet. Turns out, Gachagua wasn’t just a harmless DP, but a political beast, and now Ichung’wah finds himself in a nasty storm of betrayals, shifting alliances, and a court ruling that could send him packing.
Rutos recent trip to Isiolo was anything but a homecoming. Despite his famous oratory skills and his encyclopedic knowledge of every village and roadside kiosk, the locals gave him a welcome colder than the shade under a baobab tree. No chants, no love, just a silent reminder that words don’t fill empty stomachs. Meanwhile, the dry, cracked earth of Isiolo might just be a metaphor for his political future—once promising, now struggling for survival.
But here’s the real worry: If this man has mapped out every town, street, and back alley of Kenya, should we be praying that he hasn’t already surveyed us too and auctioned the country to the highest bidder? Because if he has, we might just wake up one day and find ourselves owned by some foreign investor we’ve never even heard of. At this point, let’s just pray for mercy—before we find out we’ve all been sold with no refund policy.